NEWS RELEASE:
A NEW NOVEL FROM REVOLVING DOOR BOOKS
ENTITLED
THE SECOND COMING,
THE LAST PARABLE OF JESUS
ASSERTS THAT:
JESUS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY!
Then the Lord saith: “You have a Hispanic body this time because no
other culture names their kids “Jesus.” If you had a white body
and entered into a Christian family and were named Jesus, you would have
a lot of unnecessary problems growing up. Nope, Jesus wouldn’t work
these days for a white guy.”
“What’s a Christian family?” Jesus asked.
NEW REVELATIONS FOR THOSE WHO WANT THE RAPTURE AND THOSE
WHO PREFER TO STAY BEHIND!
Pontius continued with his introductions, gesturing with his right hand to
the man next to him in the dark suit.
“Next to me on my right is the esteemed pastor of the “All Aboard
For Bliss Ministries,” and the author of the best selling book, Rapture
or Rupture: Who Goes and Who Gets Left Behind to Suffer and Die a Painful,
Lonely and Ignominious Death for All Eternity and Then Some, Timothy ‘Take
Me Home’ TuDay.”
“Pastor Tuday is the Rapture Raptor himself.” His voice went up
in volume. “He is The Eagle, the Captain of the End Team,” his
voice picked up in volume and became as authoritative as he could make it.
He was still working on this one so it wasn’t perfected yet. “He
is The Man who can coach YOU and choose YOU to join Team Rapture. All of you
out there in these precarious times, listen carefully when this man speaks,
and do not, I repeat, do NOT get LEFT BEHIND!”
THIS NEW BOOK BY LUIGI ENRICO PIETRA D’ORO, IS SCHEDULED FOR PUBLICATION
IN SPRING 2007.
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